I love it when I have a girlfriend. I also love being single. I guess that’s why I don’t usually have a girlfriend for long. The sex is always fun. But I guess I’m not good at all the other “relationship-y” things. No, I don’t do well at remembering anniversaries or doing dishes or listening to her “feelings” about everything. But that’s fine. I have a membership to ATK Girlfriends.

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