As I have gotten older, the parties I go to have become a lot less exciting. Last week, I was at a party to welcome a friend’s new baby. There was no beer, no wine, no drunken shenanigans. The party before that was pretty much a group of us meeting at a restaurant to buy a friend dinner on their birthday and then listen to bad karaoke.
Even in my college days though, I never got to go to a sex party. Orgies were a myth that I didn’t think ever really happened. Real wild parties might have me hooking up with an average girl and being so hungover the next day that I hardly remembered getting to fuck her.
Every time I come across sex party videos, I feel like I have been missing out. Watching large groups of people screwing one another with total abandon really has me wishing I were there. These porn party discount links are probably as close as I will ever come to getting an invite to an orgy.