We all have our fetishes, weaknesses, turn-ons and freaky things. Some you wouldn’t mind at all mentioning in public and some you’d rather even your friends didn’t know even if they have their own freaky things too, almost 100% guaranteed.

One of mine, one that I am more willing to admit in public is that a bikini is my kryptonite. More specifically, a sexy girl barely in a bikini has me get light headed in an instant as the blood rushes to fill a sudden demand elsewhere. Of course implying that I have a massive penis at the same time, cause you know, this is my story so I may as well make up shit to suit me 😛

You can use our ALS Scan discount link for 67% off now where there are certainly beauties in bikinis but that is actually not the thread that holds everything together here. ALS actually stands for All Ladies Shaved as a matter of potentially arbitrary information. Unless one of your freaky things is just that which then makes is quite pertinent.